The bottom 2/3 of our tree is either completely bare or constantly rearranged. Emily is the world's best Ornament Thief and has made it her mission to drive me crazy. Ben understands that you don't take the ornaments off the tree(except for your own, special ornament meant just for this reason. THAT ornament can come and go as they see fit). Since Emily is still learning, he's taken it upon himself to monitor her ornament antics. Whenever he catches her, he yells, "Emmie! Don't toucha the ornaments!"(yes, he often speaks with an Italian accent, don't ask me why.) She then decides to run away from him, causing him to chase and tackle her for the ornament. Sometimes this results in laughter, but usually results in screams of indignation, or owies. Between them and the cat, I cannot wait to take this effing tree down. Two more days. Mark my words: this biotch is going down on the 26th!
The thief, inspecting her cache.
She especially likes Dan's Family Guy ornament(Peter Griffin, naked with a present over his junk. Errrrm, Emmie?
What's with the vampire pacifier? She's just a really big Twilight fan.
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